Friday, February 27, 2009
Deployment Time
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The Blessings of God
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Verse(s) of the Day!
Verse 2 "through Wisdom is a house builded; and by understanding it is established:"
Verse 16 "For the just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again..."
How am I living my life? Is it to the honor and glory of the Lord? In this day-in-age it is so easy for us/me to get my focus off the Lord. I can be so busy with school, ministry, family, or even "church" that the Lord is no longer the focus of my heart. Holiness? Is that what I am striving for in my daily life? That involves removing ALL distractions that might limit draw my focus off Him. Stand Strong for Him.
Blessings,
Friday, February 20, 2009
Michael...
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Rules for Driving in Tulsa, Oklahoma
Only those that drive in Tulsa or those that have driven in Tulsa will appreciate this.
Rules for Driving in Tulsa, Oklahoma
If your Tulsa map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one.
If you're in Broken Arrow where one street has three names...such as Lynn Lane aka
177th E. Ave and 9th St. and your map is one day old, it is already obsolete.
Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Tulsa has its own version of traffic rules.
All directions start with 'Get on Memorial' which has no beginning and no end.
Everything in Tulsa is 'just off Memorial.'
The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7.
Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed
out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line,
count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing
with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic.
Construction on I-44 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
All unexpected or strange sights are explained by the phrase,
'Oh, we're in Jenks.'
If someone actually has a turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.
All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way. PERIOD.
I-44 is called the Skelly Bypass. No one has ever figured out what it bypasses...
State Highway 51 is either the Broken Arrow Expressway or the Keystone
Expressway, depending on which way you're headed. US64 comes up Memorial
from Bixby, joins 169 for a few miles, and then heads west with SH 51 towards
Sand Springs. Several highways like the Creek Turnpike have no number.
We don't understand it either.
Maps of Tulsa show an Interstate 444 in downtown Tulsa. If you find it, let us know.
The alleged I-444 is half of the inner-dispersal loop, which is not for the faint of heart.
Highway 169 in rush hour is the Tulsa equivalent of NASCAR.
Just shut up and drive like the rest of us.
If asking directions along North Utica or in west Tulsa , you must have knowledge
of Spanish. If you're on East 21st Street, Mandarin Chinese or Vietnamese will be
your best bet. If you stop to ask directions on Pine or Peoria, you better be armed.
The minimum acceptable speed on the Broken Arrow Expressway is 85.
Anything less is considered downright sissy.
If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.
If it's 10 degrees and snowing, it's homecoming at TU.
If it's rained 6 inches in the last hour, and it is spring, it's opening day for the Drillers.
If it is fall, the Tulsa State Fair is going on.
All amusement parks, stadiums, arenas, race tracks, airports, etc., are conveniently located
as far away from EVERYTHING as possible so as to allow for ample parking on grassy areas.
With these simple rules in mind, you are now ready to drive in Tulsa.